The Madding Crowd

Surrounded by men in white suits and starved of sanity, we're the Madding Crowd. Follow us on tumblr and watch on as we bring our delusions to life.

Hi, I’m Psycho Babe

I’m the world’s most successful schizophrenic. At least that’s what I tell myself. In reality it’s taken till 4.30pm to leave the house today. I’ve not got round to eating, but have drank as much coffee as possible. Oh and I chain smoke too.

Needless to say by the time I’m out in the open, I already feel like a melting rendition of The Scream with electrocution hairdo. I only make it 5 paces to the corner shop, before realising the outpatient asylum cafe is now shut, and I’ve no where to go.

Ways to know your life is a mess

  • Eyeballs are on skewers

  • Inability to leave cesspit

  • Pounding head and melting brain

  • Failing miserably to meet responsibilities and not caring

Today is Friday. On Wednesday my old fart friend Bedlam came round. We did the tarot. In effect what she did was take a big ribbon off my eyes..

  • I have only ever had breakdowns in this small town

  • I’m only here because my Mom is an alcoholic

  • I hate it.

So now I am tasked with digging away out of this shit pit and regaining my crown of recognition, as the world’s most successful schizophrenic. Penniless and broke, I don’t know how. But my friends of The Madding Crowd will help me!